Joss Whedon Talks About... Damned Near Everything

Joss Whedon Talks About... Damned Near Everything

Photo courtesy of Marvel "I’m never interested in movies where you don’t care about the people you’re watching, and that’s my big...
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Bros Before Mari0s

For those that aren't aware, Mari0 is a combination original Mario Bros . and Portal . Basically, Mario runs around with a portal gun...
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HBO Goes Too Far

HBO has released six new clips from the first episode of Game of Thrones season 2, which if you've been under a rock for the past tw...
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[Review] - Dirk Gently Series 1 Episode 2 - "White, Black Eyes, Strangely Erotic"

Photo courtesy of the BBC   Ah, St. Cedd's College, Cambridge. In another world, this was the home of most certainly not a Time Lo...
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George R.R. Martin, In Conversation

A couple weeks ago, I had the pleasure of attending the Game of Thrones Exhibit in Toronto, Ontario. a detailed account of this event can...
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Well, This Is Going To Suck

Well, This Is Going To Suck

Photo courtesy of Marvel Marvel has announced the tracks to be included on the Avengers soundtrack. Just... here it is. 1. "...
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Adam Savage Makes A Reasonable Argument For Science

This is the speech given by Mythbuster Adam Savage (he's not a scientist, but plays one on TV) at the Reason Rally held in Washington...
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Iron Man 3 Sees Returning Cast, Lacks Gay Perry

Iron Man 3 Sees Returning Cast, Lacks Gay Perry

Photo courtesy of Marvel According to the casting sheet for Iron Man 3 , the first post Avengers film from Marvel, shooting will take ...
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Weird Al's 30 Rock Theme Song

One of the simple joys of life is making up words to TV theme songs that don't have. Last Thursday, the master of making up words to s...
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An Internet Minute Is Like A New York Minute, But With A Lot More Porn

An Internet Minute Is Like A New York Minute, But With A Lot More Porn

Via Intel According to Intel, by 2015, "it would take five years to view all the video content crossing IP networks...
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Wolverine Or Batmen? Super Optical Illusion

Wolverine Or Batmen? Super Optical Illusion

What do you see? Two Batmen getting ready to engage in some slash fiction lovin' at sunset, or Wolverine, with a Spanish goatee? I...
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Even This Would Have Been Better Than The New 52

Even This Would Have Been Better Than The New 52

Full disclosure, I've always been a bigger DC fan than a Marvel. I tend to talk more about the Marvel movies because, B...
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Joss Whedon Calls Iron Man's Triangle

Joss Whedon Calls Iron Man's Triangle "Ass", Remains King Of Geeks

Joss Whedon loves symbols. Be they slices of processed cheese, or small, brain damaged girls, his work has shown h...
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The Face Of Space

The Face Of Space

Quirks and Quarks is a weekly science program on CBC Radio, hosted by Space enthusiast Bob McDonald. This past weekend, his gues...
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I'm An Infant Now, Infants Are Cool

I'm An Infant Now, Infants Are Cool

Photo via Digital Spy Meet Valentine, an American 2 year old with just the best parents in the world. They've taken the time and ef...
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Someones Been Reading My Christmas List; New Doctor Who Trailer

Most of the clips from the above trailer are clearly from episode three, the spaghetti western, which is one of only two episodes we know ...
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The Deadliest Game Is Powerless Against Such A Mustache

The Deadliest Game Is Powerless Against Such A Mustache

Honestly, this Media Design School video, from James Cunningham, is truely one of the funniest, geekiest things I've seen in a while, ...
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"Community" Creator Dan Harmon Talks About... Damned Near Everything

"Community" Creator Dan Harmon Talks About... Damned Near Everything

Community is probably the most culturally aware show that has ever aired. One of the reasons it's struggled to find a br...
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Pick A Side, We're At War

Poster courtesy HBO There's just over a week left until season 2 of Game of Thrones begins, and HBO is ramping up it's marke...
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Itchy and Scratchy, The Movie?

At 48 minutes, very nearly.
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Kids Want To Use Their Phones During Movies, Are Dumbasses

The Hollywood Reporter recently hired a firm to survey users of social media, to find out exactly how they  are interacting with convention...
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[Review] - Dirk Gently Series 1 Episode 1 - "Sometimes It Takes Multiple Attempts To Achieve True Randomness"

Photo courtesy of the BBC Ever had one of those days that would make even Mother Theresa kick babies? Dirk Gently (Stephen Mangan) has...
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CBS Interviews SpaceX CEO, Searches For Possible Nazi Moon Base

CBS Interviews SpaceX CEO, Searches For Possible Nazi Moon Base

That's ridiculous. Nazi's don't have a moon base, that's Newt Gingrich's thing. I'm a big fan of SpaceX, if only...
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Beetlejuice 2 Not A Reboot, Still A Terrible, Terrible Idea

Beetlejuice 2 Not A Reboot, Still A Terrible, Terrible Idea

Beetlejuice easily places in my top ten films. I think it's probably the best expression of Tim Burton's vision and humour, and ...
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Before Battlestar Galactica, There Was... Never Mind, SyFy Sucks

Before Battlestar Galactica, There Was... Never Mind, SyFy Sucks

[ Full disclosure: I wrote this piece yesterday, when a pretty cool trailer for the Battlestar prequel series Blood and Chrome was kick...
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The Doctor's New Assisstant Announced, Schedule Revealed, Stephen Moffat A Liar

The Doctor's New Assisstant Announced, Schedule Revealed, Stephen Moffat A Liar

 If I have one complaint about Doctor Who since it's return, it's that, despite all the geekgasmic love over David Tennant, t...
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These Otters Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch. That Is All

There are no words. Red Scharlach , we bow to you. Please, go and give him all the points you have in your many pockets.
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Watch Ruin, Understand You're Not As Good As This

Watch Ruin, Understand You're Not As Good As This

Do yourself a favour. Hit the jump, and watch the fantastic animated film Ruin , by graphic artist Wes Ball. His background is working o...
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Lies, Damned Lies, And The MPAA

My views on piracy tend to reflect Neil Gaiman's, in that most people become a fan of something, or someone, after having it recommend...
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Bowser Was A Rapist, Peach Was Into Bestiality, And Mario Was A Terrorist

Bowser Was A Rapist, Peach Was Into Bestiality, And Mario Was A Terrorist

Cracked has had a rough go of it. Starting off as a humour magazine trying, grasping, hoping to be half as funny as Mad . That we...
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The Muppet Walk Of Fame

The Muppet Walk Of Fame

Time was, the Hollywood Walk of Fame acknowledged actual accomplishment. Not really, as any inductee has to pay around 30 grand to ac...
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Henson Studios Returns To Television, On Both Sides Of The Pond

Henson Studios Returns To Television, On Both Sides Of The Pond

Photo via the Muppet Wiki, courtesy of Disney. If you're a fan of The Muppets, the past twelve months have been a very good yea...
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Is It Real Tuesday, Or Movie Tuesday?

Much has been made of the HD battle, and the victory of blu-ray. Of the mighty HD format, with it's crisp images and extended content....
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CSI: Seasme Street? Or, Law & Order: MUP

CSI: Seasme Street? Or, Law & Order: MUP

The Happytime Murders is moving forward. The deranged concept for a film is a combination of Roger Rabbit , The Muppets and that epis...
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[Review] - The Muppets

[Review] - The Muppets

Photos courtesy Disney, via The Muppet Wiki . Lets get something straight. The Muppets never went away. Despite what the PR campaign fo...
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A Child May Be Awesome, Or Not. Maybe

A Child May Be Awesome, Or Not. Maybe

Today in random coolness, comes a hand written letter received by a meteorologist from a child. This letter is very good, better still if i...
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Updated - Snow White Looks Grimm

See what I did there? Like always in Hollywood, there are two rival movies coming out this year sharing a plot. This time it is Snow White...
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Prometheus Has Landed... Again, But Better

The international (read: European) trailer has arrived for Prometheus . It is slightly better then the one I posted earlier. Being Europea...
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Do The Space Blind Get Space Seer Dogs?

When I was little, I thought living in space would be cool. When I was little, I thought potateos were hiding something, and that if I co...
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Prometheus Has Landed

The movie I'm most looking forward to this summer isn't The Avengers . It isn't The Dark Knight Rises . It's Ridley Scot...
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Jurassic Park Re-released... In 3D... Damn

Jurassic Park Re-released... In 3D... Damn

Photo Via Jurassic Park.com I love Jurassic Park . I've said so many times. So news that it'll be re-released to theatres ...
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Nathan Fillion Instantly Makes Things Interesting

Nathan Fillion Instantly Makes Things Interesting

Photo Via Wikipedia In 2010, Percy Jackson and the Olympians was released, as an attempt to plunder another successful children'...
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In Which We All Agree That Clancy Brown Is The Greatest Lex Luthor, And Everyone Goes Home Happy

I think everyone is in agreement that the Justice League voice cast is pretty much the best versions of the DC Comics characters ever, be...
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So, This Is Probably Going To Suck

I honestly didn't mean that as a pun. I honestly have no idea if Barnabas Collins actually drinks blood in Dark Shadows . I honestly d...
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When I Was Young, The Internet Was Called Books

When I Was Young, The Internet Was Called Books

So, after 244 years, the Encyclopaedia Britannica will stop publishing a print edition, concentrating on its online and ot...
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If You're Not Careful, A Spoiler Will Kill You And Everyone You Love

If You're Not Careful, A Spoiler Will Kill You And Everyone You Love

I hate spoilers. They ruin lives. They take wonder and joy and crush it like it's a kitten on Arbour Day. So I am all in favour of c...
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Themed Shoes - Come To Save The Princess, Stay For Your Chest Exploding

Themed Shoes - Come To Save The Princess, Stay For Your Chest Exploding

I don't understand the obsession with shoes, by men or women, I'm not sexist. Shoes are shoes. I own two pair. And a pair of boo...
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WB And FOX Hate Joss Whedon, Disney Not So Much

WB And FOX Hate Joss Whedon, Disney Not So Much

Photo via Marvel I like Joss Whedon. He makes good stuff. Sure, he kills the things we love, but we love the things he kills. And in a...
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