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[Presents] - MST3K Future War

The "author" is taking a week off, to rest, relax, and maybe kill off some aquatic life. And he's doing this far way from the ...
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[Presents] - MST3K Werewolf

[Presents] - MST3K Werewolf

The "author" is taking a week off, to rest, relax, and maybe kill off some aquatic life. And he's doing this far way from the ...
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He Only Had To Stay There For As Long As It Was Funny, And It Wasn't Funny Anymore

He Only Had To Stay There For As Long As It Was Funny, And It Wasn't Funny Anymore

Christopher Nolan purposefully left out any mention of the Joker from The Dark Knight Rises , out of respect to Heath Ledger. What it d...
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Riddles In The Dark

Riddles In The Dark

This is so close to not being worth posting, but I felt I had to for a very important, personal reason: back in the day, when I first...
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Mary Tamm, The First Time Lady, Has Died

Mary Tamm, The First Time Lady, Has Died

 Courtesy of the BBC  Following a prolonged battle against cancer, actress Mary Tamm has passed away at the age of 62. Tamm is best k...
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[List] - Justice League Film Part 1: Which Version Of The Team Should Appear On Film?

So, lets say that DC and Warner Bros can get their act together and make a Justice League movie. I say they can't, but lets pretend...
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Christopher Nolan Says Goodbye To Batman

Christopher Nolan Says Goodbye To Batman

Christopher Nolan has penned the foreward to a forthcoming book entitled The Art and Making of the Dark Knight Trilogy. My personal fee...
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Manos: The Fate Is In Your Hands

As developed by FreakZone Games for your various portable devices, here is the trailer for  Manos: The Hands of Fate as a 2-D side scrol...
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Not The Actor We Need, But The Actor We Deserve

Not The Actor We Need, But The Actor We Deserve

Christen Bale visited the victims of the Aurora shooting on Tuesday. He didn't tell anyone he was doing it, and it was only because ...
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[Review] - Warehouse 13 Season 4, Episode 1, "A New Hope"

[Review] - Warehouse 13 Season 4, Episode 1, "A New Hope"

Previously on Warehouse 13 ... Hit the jump for the review, which contains spoilers fuels by hate.
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Bachelorette is Bridesmaids' Darker, More "I'll Cut You" Cousin

Judging from the reactions, I think I must have been the only person who hated Bridesmaids . I thought it was another example of the Apato...
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The Tick > Batman

College Humor has released another of their Batman parodies, the first two of which I enjoyed quite a bit. But when watching this one, ...
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[Review] - The Dark Knight Rises, In IMAX

[Review] - The Dark Knight Rises, In IMAX

Courtesy of WarnerBros. Dark Knight Rises is like Christmas morning. You know it's coming from a long way off, and all you can do i...
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The Dark Knight Trilogy

Because tomorrow I'll be posting my review of the Dark Knight Rises , here is the fan made trailer of the entire trilogy that made its...
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Captain America and Thor Sequels Have Casts

Captain America and Thor Sequels Have Casts

Captain America: The Winter Solider has confirmed two cast members joining Chris Evans in the modern day set follow up to both Captain ...
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Colin Mochrie Is Caught Playing With His Dolls Again

There was a joke in Canada back in the early days of the millennium that Colin Mochrie was on every Canadian TV show. Mostly because, he w...
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[Review] - Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 2, "Madrigal"

[Review] - Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 2, "Madrigal"

Courtesy of Sony Pictures Television Over the past month or so, creator Vince Gilligan was been talking, be is jokingly or seriously, ab...
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Men In Black 4 Is A Thing That Is Happening

Men In Black 4 Is A Thing That Is Happening

Sony made a health amount of money with Men In Black 3 , and surprised everyone with it also being pretty enjoyable. So, it makes perfect...
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First Man of Steel Trailer

It's been playing in front of Dark Knight Rises , and now it's on the internet. Can we all agree that this is a joyless exercise...
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How Do You Fight Cthulhu? When In Ireland, Booze And An Nailgun

Based on the trailer alone, Grabbers stands to be my favourite film of the year. Starring Richard Coyle and Russell Tovey, it's about...
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A Small Child Is Better Then You, Names Joss Whedon 'Gerald'

My Dark Knight Rises review won't be up until later this week, because I couldn't get tickets to see it until Tuesday. In the mea...
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Several Dead At Batman Screening In Colorado

Several Dead At Batman Screening In Colorado

Image courtesy of CBS News/AP, photo by Ed Andrieski  This is terrible. A masked gunman has killed at least a dozen people during a...
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Godzilla Returns

Godzilla Returns

Apparently. Gareth Edwards appeared at the Comiccon to screen a short bit of footage of the iconic beast trudging through a desolate wast...
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Pixar Goes Back To The Well, Again

Pixar Goes Back To The Well, Again

Courtesy of Pixar Andrew Stanton suffered a bit of a career set back with John Carter this past spring. He is obviously a director wi...
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[Opinion] - Why Batman Begins Is The Perfect Batman Movie

[Opinion] - Why Batman Begins Is The Perfect Batman Movie

Few people can argue that Nolan's Dark Knight series has had a profound effect on both the way comic book movies are made, but also ...
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Doctor Who's Series 7 Titles Are Enough To Convince Me

Doctor Who's Series 7 Titles Are Enough To Convince Me

Courtesy of the BBC. We now know how the majority of the first half of Series 7 will look, with the reveal of more episode titles. Epi...
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Bald Headed Bastards Are Coming This Fall

What I don't like about this trailer for the upcoming final season of Fringe is that it contains mostly footage from last season, wit...
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The Punisher Fan Film, Starring The Cast Of The Punisher

The Punisher shouldn't be a hard movie to make. A cop goes crazy, and kills everyone. He's essentailly Batman without the moral c...
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It's Not The Golf Cart We Deserve, It's The Golf Cart We Need

It's Not The Golf Cart We Deserve, It's The Golf Cart We Need

My only question about this fantastic tumbler golf cart: if you lodge it in a sandtrap, does the club bag eject out of the front? Via ...
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Drew Struzan To Come Out Of Retirement

Drew Struzan To Come Out Of Retirement

 Courtesy of Drew Struzan  Some of you might be thinking, "who?" Others might be thinking "how on Earth did this much ...
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Superhero Bits

Superhero Bits

Because of San Diego, a lot of little pieces of news are dripping out of the firmament. Here are some things: - That armour above is t...
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New Dark Knight Posters

New Dark Knight Posters

Some new Dark Knight Rises posters have arrived before the film's release. And they still aren't as good as those Rise/Rain post...
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Firefly 10th Anniversary Panel Will Remind You Of Better Days

So, when they said the entire cast would attend the 10th anniversary panel for Firefly , turns out it was just Tudyk, Baldwin, Glau, Maher...
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It's Not Enough To Make Something Disappear. You Have To Bring It Back

Watch the above video. Then jump over, and read this article . Before he starts cussing and going off on how Bruce Wayne is going to die, ...
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[Review] - Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 1 "Live Free Or Die"

[Review] - Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 1 "Live Free Or Die"

Courtesy of Sony Television A couple weeks ago I was reading an article, I can't remember where, that suggested while the tongue wa...
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Sandman Returns

Sandman Returns

Neil Gaiman will be writing a new Sandman mini-series. That's really, all I should have to say about such a thing, but I'll go...
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I Think 'Act Of God' Claims Are Going To Go Up

I'm not the big a fan of fighting games. Never have been. I mean, I've always had a Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter game in my c...
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The Dark Knight Will Make Your Urine Levels Rise

The Dark Knight Will Make Your Urine Levels Rise

The Dark Knight Rises will be 164 minutes and 27 seconds, or shy of three hours. Making it the longest of the three Nolan films (actual...
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[Review] - Lollipop Chainsaw, On PS3

[Review] - Lollipop Chainsaw, On PS3

Courtesy of WarnerBros Interactive Until the beginning of this month, the last new release game I'd played was Ghostbusters on the ...
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Neil Gaiman Writes A T-Shirt

Below is a T-shirt available on Threadless , featuring art by 30 Days of Night creator Ben Templesmith, and featuring the words of Neil G...
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He's A Faceless One! Kill Him With Fire And Ice!

Accents are another thing all together when doing impressions. Accents are about pronunciation, not about pitch and timbre. The thing abou...
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Browncoats United

Browncoats United

The Firefly/Serenity Reunion panel, the one whose lineup is reaching past my house 3000 miles away, will be televised. So, you can go s...
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[Graphic] - Fits and Starts #5

[Graphic] - Fits and Starts #5

Hit the jump for some musings.
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Marvel Shows Their Cards With Item 47 Poster

Marvel Shows Their Cards With Item 47 Poster

Now, maybe it's just because of the Comic-Con going on down in San Diego, but the fact that Marvel would release a poster for a shor...
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I Think We Would All Like A Jelly Baby At This Point

I Think We Would All Like A Jelly Baby At This Point

Tom Baker might be returning to Doctor Who . That's the action, here comes the pause. This might not happen. I know that's a l...
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Star Trek 2 Villain Probably Not Revealed

Star Trek 2 Villain Probably Not Revealed

I smell bullshit on this, but we'll go with it for now. Karl Urban, who is playing Dr. McCoy in Star Trek 2 , as stated that Bened...
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Not So Much Unexpected, As A Well Planned Journey

Not So Much Unexpected, As A Well Planned Journey

There is a rule to the internet, that as soon as you post something, more information will immediately become available elsewhere. So, w...
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Hell Yes

Hell Yes

The boy above is six year old Zachery, who is currently undergoing treatment for leukemia. The Make-A-Wish Foundation reported his wi...
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Total Ripoff

Some industrious fellow (there are always some of those around the internet, aren't there) has taken the first Total Recall trailer, ...
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Some Stuff, With Fraggles

Some Stuff, With Fraggles

Courtesy of the Jim Henson Company Jim Henson Company, and DHX Media are teaming up to make a new animated series titled the Doozers . ...
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[Review] - Eureka, Season 5 Episode 12, "Double Take"

[Review] - Eureka, Season 5 Episode 12, "Double Take"

 Courtesy of NBCUniversal  Were they trying to win a contest, or did the writers have a bet to see how many references they could cram...
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Dinosaurs vs. Aliens Has Both Of Those Things

Dinosaurs vs. Aliens Has Both Of Those Things

Director Barry Sonnenfield had a dream. A dream of a world in which intelligent dinosaurs fought a battle against invading aliens in the...
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Damn Carl, Always Making Things Difficult

In Star Trek: The Next Generation , Wil Wheaton played Wesley Crusher, a character hated by fans the world over. Wheaton eventually grew i...
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Taken 2 Will Be Awesome

For a while, I've given Taken the credit for making Liam Neeson into an action hero, but I rewatched Batman Begins the other day, an...
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New Posters, For New Films

New Posters, For New Films

So that is the Comic-Con promotional poster for the first part of the Hobbit , and I've got to say, for my money, it's the best ...
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A Note From The Author

Approximately the author, at night Technically, I'm on vacation for the next little while, and while I intend to keep a regular sche...
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So It Begins...

Courtesy of HBO The second season ended only a couple months ago, and we've got the better part of a year before we start seeing an...
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Ernest Borgnine Has Died

Ernest Borgnine Has Died

Borgnine was awesome. He won Oscars, Emmys, and Golden Globes. He served in the Navy during WWII, accruing many medals and honours, and w...
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Marvel To Make Us Fall In Love With A New SHIELD Agent, Only To Be Eaten By A Deer

Marvel To Make Us Fall In Love With A New SHIELD Agent, Only To Be Eaten By A Deer

Or some damned, thing, I'm sure. Marvel is filming a new short film, Item 47 , to be added to the Avengers DVD, making it the thi...
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[Review] - The Amazing Spider-man

[Review] - The Amazing Spider-man

Courtesy of Sony Pictures In any other year, a new Spider-man movie would have been big news. Judging from it's box office returns...
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Nick Offerman Is A Better Man Then You: He's A Swanson

Nick Offerman Is A Better Man Then You: He's A Swanson

 I am so sorry. So, so sorry. But I had to... How could I not? Nick Offerman, the man behind the moustache that is Ron Swanson, has ...
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