I'm Officially Scraping The Bottom Of The Barrel Now

The weekend can't come too soon, apparently. Maybe someone will drive a car through a live reading of The Day the Earth Stood Still , ...
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You Know It's A Slow News Day When

I didn't post anything yesterday, which might become the norm for Thursdays, because my gods was it a slow news day. There was nothing...
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It Will Continue To Be Sunny In Philadelphia

I only got into Sunny this past summer, when I watched every season currently available on DVD in one long marathon of cussing, selfishne...
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[Opinion] - Why Loki Shouldn't Be In Any More Marvel Movies

[Opinion] - Why Loki Shouldn't Be In Any More Marvel Movies

Courtesy of Marvel/Disney This week's release of The Avengers officially brings an end to Marvel's Phase 1 . The culmination o...
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The Cast Of Parks And Rec Humblebrags

The Cast Of Parks And Rec Humblebrags

I had never heard of humblebragging before, since I don't really inter the net like the kids nowadays. It seems to be when you brag ab...
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Can You Afford Calvin and Hobbes?

Can You Afford Calvin and Hobbes?

Do you have several, possibly hundreds of thousands of dollars? To spend? If so, then you might be in the market for a Calvin and Hobbes ...
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They Never Taught Me To Make A CV Like This When I Was In School

The above seven minute short film is an impressive, and ambitious, job application to Joss Whedon and the Marvel company by Adam Levermore...
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[Review] - Warehouse 13, Season 4 Episode 9, "The Ones You Love"

[Review] - Warehouse 13, Season 4 Episode 9, "The Ones You Love"

Courtesy of NBCUniversal The penultimate episode of Warehouse 13 's fourth season (or 4.0, or whatever SyFy is going to be calling i...
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Did Lego Just Make Man Of Steel Better? Probably Not, But There Might Be A Hulk Sequel

Did Lego Just Make Man Of Steel Better? Probably Not, But There Might Be A Hulk Sequel

This post contains would could be a major spoiler (if by major, you mean, reveals who the villain is, which isn't so much of a spoil...
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The Details Is Messed Up

Apparently, this is a comedy. You wouldn't know it from the trailer. I knew The Details was meant to be a comedy going in, and it loo...
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Mike And The Bots Never Went So Far As To Put Words In The Crappy Movie's Mouths

I've only just recently become acquainted with Bad Lip Reading, and I'm hooked. Their political stuff is good, but their movie stu...
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[Review] - Dredd

[Review] - Dredd

Courtesy of Reliance Entertainment There is a meeting that will be happening soon, if not already, at Warner Bros., concerning the dire...
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I Suspect Eventually, This Will Suck

Images courtesy of Warner Bros. To say I love the Looney Tunes is like saying I'm rather fond of food. Or water. Or breathing. It...
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Looking For Ruggedly Handsome Actor For Very Meta Guest Role; Must Wear Tight Pants

Looking For Ruggedly Handsome Actor For Very Meta Guest Role; Must Wear Tight Pants

Courtesy of ABC Studios Last spring, when Adam Baldwin guest starred on Castle , there was an interview done with him and Nathan Fillio...
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President Bartlett Is Turning Into Clinton, He's Supporting So Many Post Presidential Causes

A while back , some of the cast of The West Wing reunited on Funny or Die, to promote a campaign to get Americans walking. Because they d...
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[Review] - Doctor Who, Series 7 Episode 4, "The Power Of Three"

[Review] - Doctor Who, Series 7 Episode 4, "The Power Of Three"

Courtesy of the BBC Well that was... nice. It was really rather pleasant. A good old fashioned Doctor Who in so many ways. An alien in...
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If You Haven't Read A Dance With Dragons, Don't Watch This

Or go ahead, I don't care. You're your own person, and are free to make whatever decision, good or bad, you want with your life. T...
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No, I Didn't Really Need To See Alan Rickman Naked, But Thank You Anyway

I'm conflicted about this trailer. On the one hand, this remake of the '66 Michael Caine film Gambit is written by the Coen Bros....
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The Inspector Encounters His Arch Nemesis: Tenses

Here is the second episode of the totally not based on Inspector Spacetime, Untitled Web Series About a Space Traveller Who Can Also Trav...
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[List] - 6 TV Shows That Could Have Ended Sooner

Of 43 new network TV shows that premiered last year, only 14 were renewed for second seasons. Two thirds of new TV couldn't make ...
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Tonight At 9:30, Meet Your Meat

Tonight At 9:30, Meet Your Meat

Parks And Recreation returns tonight, for season five. Just in case you forgot. If you did, shame on you. If you didn't care when Par...
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Why The Hobbit? Because I Am Scared, And He Gives Me Courage

Turns out, that trailer for the Hobbit I posted eariler wasn't all the New Line had up their sleeves. App users could choose which o...
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Sure, It Looks Cool, But Will You Still Like It As Much After It Murders Your Entire Family?

Sure, It Looks Cool, But Will You Still Like It As Much After It Murders Your Entire Family?

This is a full size Dalek replica, made from the original casts the BBC uses to construct the Dalek costumes for the show. Firebox is sel...
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The Hobbit Looks Awesome

Really, really awesome. At last, we have a plot centric trailer for the first Hobbit film, and boy howdy does it deliver. The dwarves, th...
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Sherlock Cluedo Must Be Mine

Sherlock Cluedo Must Be Mine

Fun fact about me: I own every edition of North American Clue from the 1960 edition onwards, including the majority of the variants, exc...
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Making The World Of Game Of Thrones

It's videos like this that really make shows like Game of Thrones impressive. I had no idea that the hand wasn't really just a mo...
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Holy Shit, It's The Fraggles

I've never heard of Ben Folds Five. Nor do I know why Chris Hardwick, Anna Kendrick and Rob Corddry are in this music video. But none ...
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[Review] - Warehouse 13, Season 4 Episode 8, "Second Chance"

[Review] - Warehouse 13, Season 4 Episode 8, "Second Chance"

[Author's note: I am currently sick, and could barely watch the episode, let alone write a full review. I've made some comments on i...
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In Another Universe, James Cameron Might Have Ruined My Life

In Another Universe, James Cameron Might Have Ruined My Life

My opinion of James Cameron  isn't new . What is new is the recent, apparently unsolicited, and a little suspect, revelation by James...
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Coulson Has A Very Important Message For You

Coulson Has A Very Important Message For You

I'm a sucker for those Keep Calm signs. Not so much for the parodies, or the knockoffs: I appreciate them, but I wouldn't hang th...
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Parks And Rec Is Funny, Filthy

In preparation of Parks and Rec's return on Thursday night, here is the full seventeen minute long blooper reel from the season four ...
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[Review] - Ruby Sparks

[Review] - Ruby Sparks

Courtesy of Fox Searchlight There is an existential question at the heart of Ruby Sparks that the movie isn't interested in answeri...
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What Is It With Al Pacino And Dancing With Women?

What Is It With Al Pacino And Dancing With Women?

Here is the trailer for Stand Up Guys , the story of a criminal (Al Pacino) released from prison after twenty eight years, who reconnect...
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Craig Ferguson Talks To An Astronaut About The Important Things: Farting

I'm not at all over the whole hockey thing, so the rest of today isn't going to be big on on effort, by me. So here is an intervie...
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Even When There Is No Hockey, The Leafs Will Suck

Even When There Is No Hockey, The Leafs Will Suck

 AP /Mary Altaffer So... I don't usually talk about sports. Mostly, because I'm not a fan of sports. I don't know that ...
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[Review] - Doctor Who, Series 7 Episode 3, "A Town Called Mercy"

[Review] - Doctor Who, Series 7 Episode 3, "A Town Called Mercy"

Courtesy of the BBC My first thought was this episode would make a nice comparison to the horrendous Daleks of Manhattan . That two pa...
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Guess Who

There is Doctor Who Monoploy. There is  Doctor Who Scene-it. There are Doctor Who Lego-like toys, and Doctor Who themed chess sets. So...
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The Oranges Are Awkward

The Oranges Are Awkward

The Oranges is a film in which an older man has an affair with the younger daughter of his neighbour. That their affair is not a secret ...
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The Hobbit Might End Sooner Than We Thought

The Hobbit Might End Sooner Than We Thought

Courtesy of New Line A while back , a banner image laying out the plot of the first Hobbit film, An Unexpected Journey, appeared. It ...
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[List] - SHIELD Series Casting Suggestions

So, we now live in a world where Joss Whedon's next TV show will be about SHIELD . Fantastic. Something else for me to get leg-numbin...
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Marvel Movie News Roundup

Marvel Movie News Roundup

Courtesy of Marvel A lot has been happening behind the scenes of the various Marvel Cinematic Universe films currently in production. ...
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Billy Crystal Provides Parental Guidance

Billy Crystal Provides Parental Guidance

Outside of Hocus Pocus , I've never been a Bette Midler fan. But in the eighties, Billy Crystal was the man. When Harry Met Sally , ...
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In Which The Author Again Realises That He Is Old, And Will Eventually Die One Day

Earlier this week, I mentioned that Batman: The Animated Series had turned twenty. I then afterwards loitered outside of my local tobacco...
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"You Got Some Time In My Space!" "You Got Some Space In My Time!"

The headline has nothing to do with this video, which is the first episode of the Untitled Web Series About a Space Traveller Who Can Also...
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Ron Swanson Is A Fan Of Food

Here is a collection of clips of Ron Swanson, talking about food. Whoever mixed this apparently thought they were making a rap vi...
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The Girl Makes The Guy Look Down Right Bastardly

Here is the full trailer for HBO Film's The Girl . The first of two Alfred Hitchcock bio pics coming out, this one is based on the rec...
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[Review] - Warehouse 13, Season 4 Episode 7, "Endless Wonder"

[Review] - Warehouse 13, Season 4 Episode 7, "Endless Wonder"

Courtesy of NBCUniversal After a week off, Warehouse 13 has returned, but in what condition. Things were looking up for this season wh...
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Life After Fringe

Life After Fringe

[ Update: For my review of season 5, and the finale An Enemy of Fate, go here .] No matter what happens to Peter, Walter, and Olivia ...
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Star Trek 2 Gets A Title

Star Trek 2 Gets A Title

 Courtesy of Paramount  The movie thus far known as Star Trek 2 , the follow up to J.J. Abrams' frankly amazing relaunch of the ...
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Heavy Metal Comes To TV

I love anthology shows. Twilight Zone (both versions), Outer Limits (both versions), Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Tales from the Crypt, th...
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A Thing That Probably Won't Happen. And If It Does, Will Probably Suck

A Thing That Probably Won't Happen. And If It Does, Will Probably Suck

Courtesy of Warner Bros Regular readers will note... Ahahaha, I couldn't even get through that. Hello, random hobo using this site ...
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In Which The Author Realises That He Is Old

I'm not a vain man. Someone as disgruntled as myself has no time for vanity. But do you know the very worst thing about working with c...
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Read, For Free, The Dredd Prequel Comic

Read, For Free, The Dredd Prequel Comic

Dredd , opening next weekend, is the second adaptation of the character Judge Dredd, from the British comics series 2000AD. The first adapta...
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[Review] - Doctor Who, Series 7 Episode 2, "Dinosaurs On A Spaceship"

[Review] - Doctor Who, Series 7 Episode 2, "Dinosaurs On A Spaceship"

Courtesy of the BBC Is it wrong that I feel you can just ignore the existence of last week's episode, and pretend that this is the s...
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Star Trek Turns 46

You cannot deny, Star Trek is one of the most influential television shows ever, if not them most influential television show ever. Ask a...
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Craig Remains Bond, James Bond

Craig Remains Bond, James Bond

Despite the financial difficulties they faced, and the seemingly endless delays, Skyfall , the 23rd James Bond film arrives in October, j...
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Watch The Doctor And Amy Pond Have A Drug Induced Fit Of Some Kind

I think this video makes it very clear why Matt Smith and Karen Gillian became such good friends while working on Doctor Who together: at...
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