The Password Is movietime MR. Clark 31.3.14 Add Comment Edit Community makes a lot of movie references. It's kind of their shtick. In an effort to add support to the #renewCommunity cause, whic... Read More
[Review] - Hannibal, Season 2 Episode 5, "Mukōzuke" MR. Clark 31.3.14 2 Comments Edit Courtesy of Sony Pictures Television The word that kept coming to mind as I watched this episode of Hannibal was "disingenuous.&... Read More
[Review] - Bad Words MR. Clark 31.3.14 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Darko Entertainment George Carlin maintained that there are no bad words, just bad intentions. There are no bad intentions w... Read More
Everything's Better When Orchestrated MR. Clark 28.3.14 Add Comment Edit Carnegie Hall’s Ensemble ACJW's have put together a fantastic compilation of theme songs from cartoons. 43 theme songs, in point of fa... Read More
Radical MR. Clark 28.3.14 Add Comment Edit Ninja Turtles aren't my thing. They never were. I watched the 80s/90s cartoon, but it didn't stick with me. I've got some act... Read More
What We Call Trailers Are Really Leaders. And What Trails The Film Are Now Called Stingers MR. Clark 28.3.14 Add Comment Edit I post a lot of movie trailers on this site, and like any cinephile I enjoy watching a trailer. But they aren't my favourite part of ... Read More
The Doctor, Bricked MR. Clark 27.3.14 Add Comment Edit Lego Cuuso strikes again , or at least they hope to. Until recently, despite fan clamour, Lego was prevented from creating any Doctor W... Read More
Simpson, Eh? MR. Clark 27.3.14 Add Comment Edit When the massive 742 Evergreen Terrace Lego set was announced , I only had one problem with it: the minifigs were pretty terrible lookin... Read More
[Review] - Craig Ferguson: Hot & Grumpy MR. Clark 27.3.14 Add Comment Edit I've seen two Scottish comedians perform in the past two weeks, and they've both made jokes about Hitler. I have no analysis, I... Read More
Tucker & Dale Vs MORE Evil MR. Clark 26.3.14 Add Comment Edit One of my favourite movies of 2010 was Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil . Starring Reaper 's Tyler Labine, Firefly 's Alan Tudyk and 30... Read More
It's A Little Bit Illegal MR. Clark 26.3.14 Add Comment Edit I quite enjoy New Girl , and despite some calls from the internet, I've enjoyed the return of Damon Wayans Jr. to the cast. He fits i... Read More
[Review] - Justified, Season 5 Episode 11, "The Toll" MR. Clark 26.3.14 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Sony Pictures Television It took me until the second return to the scene above, Boyd and Picker's meeting with the incre... Read More
It's Actually "Heracles." MR. Clark 25.3.14 Add Comment Edit I am of two minds about this trailer for Hercules , starring Dwayne Johnson and directed by Brett Ratner. On one hand, Ratner does not in... Read More
Hammer Space/Time MR. Clark 25.3.14 Add Comment Edit I was literally just having this discussion with someone, and specifically mentioned that Thor's hammer would have enough gravitatio... Read More
[Review] - Continuum, Season 3 Episode 2, "Minute Man" MR. Clark 25.3.14 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Reunion Pictures "Some things are obvious when you pay attention... and time travel is involved." Really, Kellog? ... Read More
All That Time, Fighting Each Other MR. Clark 24.3.14 Add Comment Edit Last summer's cinema offers were pretty rubbish once the dust cleared, and this summer's don't look much better. Aside from t... Read More
[Review] - Hannibal, Season 2 Episode 4, "Takiawase" MR. Clark 24.3.14 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Sony Pictures Television DON'T GO IN THE BASEMENT! Hit the jump for the review which contains spoilers that SERIOUSLY,... Read More
[Review] - Muppets Most Wanted MR. Clark 24.3.14 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Disney Occasionally, my cold critical perception is clouded by an overwhelming adoration for the subject matter. Not often, ... Read More
This Isn't Reality, It's Fantasy MR. Clark 21.3.14 Add Comment Edit I like science fiction. Aside from westerns, it's easily my favourite genre, and that's mostly down to the lack of restrictions i... Read More
I Feel Like Shakespeare When That Monkey Tried To Make Fun Of Him MR. Clark 21.3.14 Add Comment Edit With all the hoop-la of Game of Thrones premiering on April 6th, we can't forget that Veep will be kicking of season 3 the very sam... Read More
[How To] - Make Muppets Clue MR. Clark 21.3.14 Add Comment Edit Today sees the release of the eighth Muppet feature film, Muppets Most Wanted . To celebrate this fact, I have created a Muppet variant o... Read More
It's A Bit Strange, Huh MR. Clark 20.3.14 Add Comment Edit FX has released a full trailer for their limited run adaptation of Fargo , from the Coen Bros. It also gives us the first hint of Martin ... Read More
El Marserino, If You're Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing MR. Clark 20.3.14 Add Comment Edit Anyone who watched Veronica Mars back when it was on, and was familiar with the Big Lebowski , was sure to spot a few references here an... Read More
[Review] - Justified, Season 5 Episodes 9 and 10, "Wrong Roads" and "Weight" MR. Clark 20.3.14 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Sony Pictures Television Now that we're in the final stretch (only three episodes left!), the main storyline seems to be... Read More
Jurassic Park Gets A World Builder MR. Clark 19.3.14 1 Comment Edit Courtesy of Universal When last I discussed Jurassic World , it was with the news that Vincent D’Onofrio had joined the cast as a repr... Read More
Animation Is The Way to Go MR. Clark 19.3.14 Add Comment Edit There was a pile of news relating to animation over the last week, so I thought I'd clump it all together. First off, they've re... Read More
[Review] - Agents of SHIELD, Season 1 Episodes 15, "Yes Men" MR. Clark 19.3.14 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Marvel Television Productions Let's all just admit to ourselves that Agents of SHIELD won't be getting a second sea... Read More
The Who's Who Of Westeros MR. Clark 18.3.14 Add Comment Edit One of the issues new viewers might have with Game of Thrones is how many characters there are to have to keep straight, and how they a... Read More
DC Makes Some Progress MR. Clark 18.3.14 Add Comment Edit I've been saying for a while now, considering that DC and Warner Bros seem incapable of getting off their asses and putting together ... Read More
[Review] - Continuum, Season 3 Episode 1, "Minute to Minute" MR. Clark 18.3.14 7 Comments Edit Courtesy of Reunion Pictures It speaks to the complexity of the universe that Simon Barry has created in Continuum , that the show can d... Read More
He'll Get To It, Eventually MR. Clark 17.3.14 Add Comment Edit I took a week off, and it's usually when I do that something major happens and everyone has talked about it to death by the time I ... Read More
[Review] - Hannibal, Season 2 Episodes 2 and 3, "Sakizuki" and "Hassun" MR. Clark 17.3.14 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Sony Pictures Television As Will continues to question the reality of his predicament, the show draws a tighter line towards... Read More
[Review] - Phillip Phillips MR. Clark 17.3.14 Add Comment Edit With rare exceptions, my knowledge of music tends to drop off somewhere around the end of the eighties. The sounds coming out of Top 40 a... Read More
Return To Cosmos MR. Clark 7.3.14 Add Comment Edit I'm taking next week off, so you can expect double reviews of any of the usual shows I cover the following week. As I head off, I fe... Read More
Calling People Horrible Things For The Greater Good MR. Clark 7.3.14 Add Comment Edit What is the funniest scripted show on television right now? Parks and Rec ? Brooklyn Nine-Nine ? Community ? Archer ? Rick and Morty ? I... Read More
Better Late Than Never MR. Clark 7.3.14 Add Comment Edit The long promised Sin City sequel, A Dame To Kill For , finally actually exists. All credit to Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller, other ... Read More
Nothing Slips By A Muppet MR. Clark 6.3.14 Add Comment Edit I didn't watch the Oscars, but the internet tells me that John Travolta made a fool out of himself and embarrassed one of the perform... Read More
Dare To Be Square (And Slightly Mildewy Around the Corners) MR. Clark 6.3.14 Add Comment Edit The last two trailers for Laika's The Boxtrolls have been charming and endearing . This one is just beautiful. If this movie isn... Read More
[Review] - Justified, Season 5 Episode 8, "Whistle Past the Graveyard" MR. Clark 6.3.14 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Sony Pictures Television After four solid seasons, I guess we can begrudge Justified a filler episode or two. This week'... Read More
The Arkham Knight Rises MR. Clark 5.3.14 Add Comment Edit Time to come lean: I'm not that big a fan of Arkham City . It, like so many franchises, stuck to the idea that bigger equals better. ... Read More
Take Care Of This Bear MR. Clark 5.3.14 Add Comment Edit When they first announced a live action Paddington Bear movie, called simply Paddington , I was nervous. First off, no film could match t... Read More
[Review] - Agents of SHIELD, Season 1 Episode 14, "T.A.H.I.T.I." MR. Clark 5.3.14 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Marvel Television Productions Is ABC disappointed in Agents of SHIELD 's performance? Yes, you better believe it. If the... Read More
There Isn't Life On Mars, But Man Kind Might Take A Picture As We Drive Past MR. Clark 4.3.14 Add Comment Edit The U.S. House of Representative's Science, Space and Technology Committee met yesterday with a single goal: to accomplish nothing. S... Read More
The Storm Of Swords Will End With A Feast for Crows MR. Clark 4.3.14 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of HBO HBO has learned, over the last three seasons, to keep certain things close to it's chest when it comes to Game of T... Read More
A Dog And A Rat Buy Ice Cream MR. Clark 4.3.14 Add Comment Edit We're only 19 days away from Muppets Most Wanted . Here is a short film of Rowlf and Rizzo ordering food in a drive through. If this ... Read More
Jurassic World Just Got That Much Creepier MR. Clark 3.3.14 Add Comment Edit I've avoided talking too much about the casting of Jurassic World , previously Jurassic Park 4 , for the usual reasons: until the fi... Read More
I Haven't Thought Of You Lately At All MR. Clark 3.3.14 Add Comment Edit Joss Whedon has said that one of the biggest challenges of making Serenity (after getting the film green-lit) was making a film that som... Read More
[Review] - Hannibal, Season 2 Episode 1, "Kaiseki" MR. Clark 3.3.14 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Sony Pictures Television Season one of Hannibal was about establishing a new arrangement for these characters. The characte... Read More