Doctor Who Continues After This (This Being Winter) MR. Clark 31.12.12 Add Comment Edit It just occurred to me that Clara, or Oswin, or whatever her name is, had a presence in the past, present and future. And that'... Read More
Charles Durning Has Died MR. Clark 31.12.12 Add Comment Edit At the age of 89, on Christmas Eve, Charles Durning died. And because I took the whole week off last week from the internet, and news in g... Read More
[Review] - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey MR. Clark 31.12.12 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Warner Bros. After the Star Wars prequels were released, Kevin Smith was often asked his opinion of their quality, and wou... Read More
[Review] Doctor Who Series 7 Christmas Special, "The Snowmen" MR. Clark 26.12.12 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of the BBC Considering that Steven Moffat ripped off a line from Game of Thrones in this episode, I feel it only fair that I ... Read More
Happy Whatever MR. Clark 24.12.12 Add Comment Edit As for me, I intend to spend as much of my government-mandated time off during this period of festive et cetera in my place of worship, a ... Read More
It's Predator, In A Storage Locker MR. Clark 21.12.12 Add Comment Edit You can see the influences of Storage 24 in this (red band, for violence) trailer for the film, starring Doctor Who 's Noel Clarke, ... Read More
A Little Bit Of Everything MR. Clark 21.12.12 Add Comment Edit Before the western world retreats from the internet for a few days, to join together with/hide desperately from family, I thought I'd... Read More
[List] 7 Differences Between The Lord Of the Rings Movies And Books That Made Them Good Films MR. Clark 21.12.12 7 Comments Edit For those that hadn't realised before now, there is a difference between books and movies. I know, I was surprised too. But the fun... Read More
"You Say That Like There's Never Been A French Whore In The White House." MR. Clark 20.12.12 Add Comment Edit Someone mentioned to me the other day that they thought Anne Hathaway is the new Tom Hanks. Obviously, she lacks the trademark Hanks legs,... Read More
The Hobbit Cast Know Their Dwarves MR. Clark 20.12.12 Add Comment Edit One of the best ways you can discern The Hobbit was originally written as a children's story is the first chapter. More then any othe... Read More
[Review] Primeval: New World, Season 1 Episode 8, "Truth" MR. Clark 20.12.12 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Impossible Pictures Back in episode one, I commented that the shoehorning of the "Cross' wife getting eaten by a ... Read More
Two And A Half Minutes Of Archer MR. Clark 19.12.12 Add Comment Edit With all the excitement about Justified coming back , and Game of Thrones starting again , I criminally failed to mention the return of... Read More
Tim Burton Made This... Yeah MR. Clark 19.12.12 Add Comment Edit Tim Burton directed this video for The Killers song Here With Me , and boy does it show. There are pin wheels and lots of black and white ... Read More
Foreigners, Skin Conditions And Lizard People He's Alright With, But Lesbians Crosses The Line MR. Clark 19.12.12 Add Comment Edit An unexpected treat, roughly one week away from Doctor Who: The Snowmen : yet another prequel short, focusing this time on Madame Vastra (... Read More
TIFF To Celebrate Cronenberg MR. Clark 18.12.12 Add Comment Edit Taken from thegate.ca I've expounded on the TIFF Bell Lightbox in Toronto before. Home to the Toronto International Film Festival, ... Read More
I'll Give "I Give It A Year" Another Chance, Apparently MR. Clark 18.12.12 Add Comment Edit Here is the "international" trailer for Rose Byrne's forth coming comedy I Give It A Year , which is largely identical to th... Read More
[Review] Dexter, Season 7 MR. Clark 18.12.12 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Showtime The longer Dexter lasts the less love I feel for it in our love-hate relationship, and until last week I suspected... Read More
More Trek, More Dark MR. Clark 17.12.12 Add Comment Edit I have to say, I'm confused. As of late, "announcement trailers" are generally a couple seconds of footage culled from the a... Read More
This Belongs In A Museum MR. Clark 17.12.12 Add Comment Edit According to the school's Tumblr page , the University of Chicago received a mysterious package last week, seen above. As you can no... Read More
[Review] - Mary And Max (2009) MR. Clark 17.12.12 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Icon Entertainment A few weeks ago, at the announcement that Television Ontario would be cancelling their long running Satur... Read More
I'm Just Going To Phone This One In MR. Clark 14.12.12 Add Comment Edit So I kind of bummed myself out, what with my rant against the internet earlier, and the knowledge that I'm not going to have a chance... Read More
Dinosaurs Are Everybody's Business MR. Clark 14.12.12 Add Comment Edit I don't understand people who have no interest in dinosaurs. I mean, I do, sort of. Everybody has stuff they don't care about (hel... Read More
[Opinion] Clerks 3 Might Happen, Or How I Need To Learn To Stop Hating The Internet MR. Clark 14.12.12 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of ViewAskew. I am a fan of Kevin Smith. Like any writer or director, some of his stuff is good, some of it isn't. And whet... Read More
A Portal To Another World Indeed MR. Clark 13.12.12 Add Comment Edit See, it's a funny headline because the trailer very clearly features GLaDOS as the on board computer system for the giants mechas, in ... Read More
Who Are We Kidding, Showtime Is Shameless All Of The Time MR. Clark 13.12.12 Add Comment Edit Why else would they have a new series called the Masters of Sex starring Michael Sheen and Lizzy Caplan, based on the real life mid-twent... Read More
Showtime Is Shameless Sometimes MR. Clark 13.12.12 Add Comment Edit Showtime's programming block is made up largely of shows that, to be perfectly honest, are grating. It's not to say they aren'... Read More
Christmas Will Come At Exactly The Same Time It Always Does This Year MR. Clark 12.12.12 Add Comment Edit The BBC has released a final trailer for the Doctor Who Christmas Special, complete with a single line of dialogue from recently announce... Read More
Man Of Steel Trailer Does Nothing To Quell My Ills MR. Clark 12.12.12 Add Comment Edit So here is the first trailer for Man of Steel , and I'm pretty much done. Maybe I'll keep posting stuff as it comes, maybe I won... Read More
[Review] - Primeval: New World, Season 1 Episode 7, "Babes In The Woods" MR. Clark 12.12.12 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of Impossible Pictures Success! After six weeks of harping on about this show's use of the word "dinosaur" to des... Read More
Oh Yeah, There Are Two More Hobbit Films MR. Clark 11.12.12 Add Comment Edit Did you all watch Stephen Colbert's Hobbit Week last week? No? What's wrong with you? Do you fear joy? Did someone once push yo... Read More
Gandalf In Space MR. Clark 11.12.12 Add Comment Edit This is just fab news. Ian McKellen, who it really shouldn't have to be said is a Shakespearean actor of high regard, best known to ... Read More
Sir Patrick Moore Has Died MR. Clark 11.12.12 Add Comment Edit Sir Patrick Moore, presenter of the BBC program The Sky At Night , has died at the age of 89. Being most well known for the documentar... Read More
Muppet Update Makes Me Sad MR. Clark 10.12.12 Add Comment Edit Dammit. See, this is why I don't look forward to things. Because when things go bad, I'm not disappointed. I'd rather be sur... Read More
Damned Kids, With Their Videos Games, And Their Selfless Pursuit Of Justice MR. Clark 10.12.12 Add Comment Edit I've often maintained that while DC is completely incapable of putting a live action film of quality together (that doesn't includ... Read More
[Review] The Woman Who Died A Lot: A Thursday Next Novel, By Jasper Fforde MR. Clark 10.12.12 Add Comment Edit Thursday Next is easily one of my favourite modern fictional characters, and her series holds a similar position in my esteem. I look fo... Read More
Calvin And Hobbes Search Engine. That Is All MR. Clark 7.12.12 Add Comment Edit It is here . Michael Yingling has accomplished the last great achievement of the internet. The rest of us can pack up and go home, no p... Read More
The Puppet Is His Penis MR. Clark 7.12.12 Add Comment Edit It must be nice to have famous friends. Or, friends at all. Or even just a lone bus rider willing to listen to a measured argument against... Read More
[List] 9 People Who Should Have Cameos In The New Muppet Movie [Updated] MR. Clark 7.12.12 Add Comment Edit With the announcement of Christoph Waltz Ty Burrell (ugh) being cast as an Interpol agent for the new Muppet movie, we can officially st... Read More
Boldy Exploding Where No One Has Exploded Before MR. Clark 6.12.12 Add Comment Edit Two things are abundantly clear from this first trailer (or, trailer announcement, but more on that in a bit) for Star Trek Into Darkness ... Read More
"The Burnout Rate Is 100%" [Updated] MR. Clark 6.12.12 Add Comment Edit [Update: the trailer, as had been linked above, didn't seem to want to work. As far as I can tell there was nothing wrong with the c... Read More
Dan Harmon Talks About The Death Of TV MR. Clark 6.12.12 Add Comment Edit Community creator Dan Harmon is like Kevin Smith, ten or twelve years ago. His work is polarising and subject to the extremities of perso... Read More
... Until Winter Comes MR. Clark 5.12.12 Add Comment Edit So, now it begins in earnest. The cavalcade of promos, clips and set pictures. The avalanche of tremor inducing teasers, designed to reign... Read More
This Seems Like It Will Hold Me Over... MR. Clark 5.12.12 Add Comment Edit I'd like to take a moment, in the shadow of this fourth season trailer for Justified , to talk about one aspect of the show I've a... Read More
[Review] - Primeval: New World, Season 1 Episode 6, "Clean Up On Aisle Three" MR. Clark 5.12.12 1 Comment Edit Courtesy of Impossible Pictures. Yes, that is Stargate 's Amanda Tapping, and no she didn't appear in this week's Primeval:... Read More
Pixar Stuff MR. Clark 4.12.12 Add Comment Edit Pixar has released two new teasers for Monsters University , the first of which (American) is here, the second (International) is after ... Read More
Movies I'm Interested In Have Teaser Posters, Plus Man Of Steel MR. Clark 4.12.12 Add Comment Edit The first bit of marketing for Star Trek Into Darkness , just ahead of the teaser trailer (or IMAX footage) before The Hobbit , has a... Read More
CW Intends To Make Something Similar To, But Not Actually, Wonder Woman MR. Clark 4.12.12 Add Comment Edit Back in September , it was revealed that the CW, former home of Smallville , and current home of Arrow , had bought a pitch from writ... Read More
The BBC Seems Intent On Impressing Us With Quality Programming In The New Year MR. Clark 3.12.12 Add Comment Edit Last week the BBC let the rest of us in on what exactly it is they'll be up to in the new year, and it is exciting. The sad news that... Read More
Joss Whedon Returns This Summer MR. Clark 3.12.12 Add Comment Edit There is another universe out there, where Sam Mendes or someone else took the helm on Avengers . Where maybe it wasn't as successfu... Read More
[Review] Killing Them Softly MR. Clark 3.12.12 Add Comment Edit Courtesy of the Weinstein Company Sometimes, I don't understand humans at all. For the past ten years or so, I've averaged abou... Read More